"I'll never forget the morning I realised mushroom coffee could actually replace my regular coffee—if it tasted right and actually worked."
I'd spent £400+ trying different mushroom coffee brands. Every morning, the same disappointment.
The taste? Earthy. Muddy. That weird mushroom aftertaste that lingered for hours. I'd force it down, telling myself it was "an acquired taste."
The benefits? Everyone promised focus, calm energy, no jitters. But I felt... nothing. Just a lukewarm drink that tasted like someone stirred dirt into weak coffee.
The mixing? Clumpy powder that wouldn't dissolve without an electric whisk. Who has time for that at 7am?
This wasn't supposed to happen to someone like me. I understood nutrition. I read ingredient labels for fun. Yet here I was—someone who wanted to upgrade their coffee ritual but kept going back to regular coffee (hello, afternoon anxiety and ruined sleep).
I felt like a fraud. How could I recommend functional wellness to others when I couldn't find a mushroom coffee I'd actually drink daily?